More Musical Jokes: 12 Laugh-Worthy Quips
If laughter is the best medicine and music is the aspirin of the soul, then these 12 MORE musical jokes should be enough to cure whatever ails you.
If laughter is the best medicine and music is the aspirin of the soul, then these 12 MORE musical jokes should be enough to cure whatever ails you. If they’re not quite enough, check out our first joke post and keep the musical funnies rolling right along.
From totally laughable, to downright groan-worthy, take a look at our latest favorite musical jokes recently overheard around Musicnotes headquarters. Fair warning: easily offended vocalists, violists or percussionists may want to skip the last three.
1.
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat Minor.
2.
Q: What do you get when you put a dimished chord together with an augmented chord?
A: A demented chord.
3.
Q: What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?
A: He decomposes.
4.
Q: What message did Bach have on his answering machine?
A: “The phone is Baroque, please call Bach later.”
5.
Q: Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
A: He was playing be ear.
6.
Q: What raised the musician’s car insurance?
A: Accidentals.
7.
Q: Should you write music on an empty stomach or on a full stomach?
A: Neither, you should write it on paper.
8.
Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-nah! (Sung to the tune of the opening to Beethoven’s 5th.)
9.
Q: What do you get when 20 violinists start playing at the same time, but play different songs?
A: A senseless act of violins.
10.
Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: They can’t find the key, and they never know when to come in.
11.
Q: What do a viola and lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone’s relieved when the case is closed.
12.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Do you have any favorite musical jokes to share? Share your (family friendly) musings in the comments section below!